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    13 days ago

    yogthos: I have problem y. How can I solve problem y?

    StackOverflow: You don’t solve problem y. You solve problem x so that problem y never comes into being.

    yogthos: Oh wow. Shit okay, well what if I’m already having problem y though? How can -

    StackOverflow: bruh. Why are you even still thinking about problem y? Problem y isn’t real; it can’t hurt you. Problem y was just a mirage. Get it? It was a red herring. An epistemological myth you told yourself too many times and started believing. Problem y is just a sickness of the mind made manifest. Cleanse yourself of it.

    lol I know you’re not saying that to be dismissive I just like dramatizing things