“Linux kernel was a blot, so here’s our new kernel, written in system-langd, compiled using systemccd using the maked build system. Normal assembly was also a blot, so we came up with sasmd. The whole hardware is a blot, so we came up with hardwared. They’re all tightly integrated. The name of the company does not vibe with our vision, so we are renaming it to ibmd. Your brain is also a blot, so here’s braind. Now you can dump that outdated, prokaryotic and fleshy crap you call a brain, and use systemd instead.”
Imagine what would happen if one service goes down. Fucking hell, the Armageddon is real.
“Linux kernel was a blot, so here’s our new kernel, written in system-langd, compiled using systemccd using the maked build system. Normal assembly was also a blot, so we came up with sasmd. The whole hardware is a blot, so we came up with hardwared. They’re all tightly integrated. The name of the company does not vibe with our vision, so we are renaming it to ibmd. Your brain is also a blot, so here’s braind. Now you can dump that outdated, prokaryotic and fleshy crap you call a brain, and use systemd instead.”
Imagine what would happen if one service goes down. Fucking hell, the Armageddon is real.