(Please don’t ban me. If this is the wrong place for this post, then can you tell me where I can output in this manner. I just have funny tales that I want to share.)

I was in the casino, and, very nervous, I went all in with 2nd pair and shit my pants. Because I didn’t know where the toilet was, some of it slopped out down my leg, and onto the floor whilst I was searching for the bog. It was OK though, fortunately they had those push up ceiling tiles in the toilet, so I hid my shitstained pants there, and flicked a bit of water onto my arse and got some paper to dry, and was back in buisness.

I may retrieve those pants. I think they would be safe to manoeuvre with.

  • merde alors@sh.itjust.works
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    17 days ago

    this is your 1st post on lemmy and you have only one other comment

    did you join just to write this?

    edit: you just posted another one on another c/ Don’t you have anything better to do?

    • RedBox@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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      17 days ago

      It’s just a funny story. Why are you being offensive and nasty to me? I would never leave someone such a cruel and unwelcoming comment. I assume you have nothing better to do. Sorry if I don’t fit into your little narrow box of acceptance. Cheers 🙂

      • RedBox@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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        17 days ago

        Plus I did prefix my post with a bracketed comment designed to detract natural haters. To answer your original question, just in case I’ve taken you completely the wrong way, and you were just chatting- sadly, no, I don’t have anything better to do. Guess you could say I’m in a low spot.