I’ve had it so long it’s like a dark friend. It’s a release.
Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.
If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart…
I got food poisoning from eating crabs before and it’s so horrible that I thought of killing myself, extreme case of diarrhea is no joke
Also, if anybody funds themselves in this situation, hydrate or die-drate. Really bad diarrhea is very, very, very dehydrating (just think about how much water is in the liquid sludge coming out of your ass)
What can I say. More time to poop on company time.
The relief sure is something
yo that’s me
One time on the old run of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis complained that diarrhea medicine didn’t work. He took a whole bottle of it, he said, and then he complained that he never got diarrhea.