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minus-squareInfynis@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
minus-squareNeato@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoGM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoPlayer: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1 GM: … GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
GM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes