$100 LOL
Nintendo being Nintendo
A HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
People will still buy it too :/
…and you have to be a Nintendo Switch Online member (or go to New York Nintendo Store) to even purchase it. Scalpers…
It collects sleep-tracking data for you (and Nintendo’s partners) to view, like other devices in this price range and beyond.
This is the kind of shit I don’t need first thing in the morning.
I would hate it after three days.
Is it April 1st already? What the fuck is this shit.
This thing sounds like it’s possessed by Charles Lee Ray.
It wakes you every fortnight.
Will they sue people who wake up from using the alarm clock because these people would be making money (their job) from the effects of this alarm clock (waking up)?
Nah they will just sue every person ever existed that woke up without their shitty clock
DMCA takedowns on any videos with one in the background unless they pay their Nintendo licensing fees.
That’s a good one, I 100% see YouTube complying with those takedown requests if they try.
Given what I’ve heard of the Palworld case so far, this is a pretty safe bet.
Waiting for a softmod to run Doom on it.
Might be interesting once it’s been hacked.
Removed by mod
No no, Nintendo is probably going to make the repo owner change their repository name.
Remember the Alarmo
I didn’t think the end of time would come in the form of a cease and desist stamped by the Nintendo legal department but there we are.
