Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou can taste anything you touch.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can taste anything you touch.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Matombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squareMatombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou can make kites disappearmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can make kites disappearAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou can absorb rocksplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can absorb rocksplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYou can smell timemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can smell timeAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYou can burst into flames at willplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can burst into flames at willplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYou can levitate baby poop over your foreheadmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can levitate baby poop over your foreheadAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoYou always know the exact direction of Pluto.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou always know the exact direction of Pluto.plus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoYou can see body fluid stains on hotel bedding (and other surfaces)-- ALWAYSplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can see body fluid stains on hotel bedding (and other surfaces)-- ALWAYSplus-squaregregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agoThe ability to turn dead leaves into bland, sugarless chewing gum without any discernible flavormessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to turn dead leaves into bland, sugarless chewing gum without any discernible flavorgregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoThe ability to poo glass shards at willplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to poo glass shards at willplus-squaregregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agocats respect you, but still ignore youmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarecats respect you, but still ignore yougregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agodairy products spoil when you touch themmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squaredairy products spoil when you touch themgregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoyou can poo any color you want, including glitter/sparkles (but it's still poo)message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareyou can poo any color you want, including glitter/sparkles (but it's still poo)gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYour cum can heal any injuriesmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYour cum can heal any injuriesAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYou can erase your entire memory whenever you wantplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can erase your entire memory whenever you wantplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
