Mulder: “Scully, the physical boundaries of potato are virtually limitless, you have to admit that science has only touched the surface of our understanding of potato. This could be a new beginning for expanding the psychodynamics of potato.

Scully: “Mulder, my initial physiological examination of potato reveals nothing supernatural of the sort. The legumiophysical characteristics of potato denote the standard vegitological implications of this investigation.

Potato: P O T A T O

FBI Assistant Director Walter Skinner: “You two have reached the limits of your investigation into potato. You have 36 hours to get potato back or you’re suspended.

Smoking Man: chain smoking 500 cigarettes “Project potato is go. Shut down the X-files.”

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER

Chris Carter

“Parking: $80 daily maximum”

Make sure to sand them first with a rough grit or the paint won’t stick. You can also add sugar to your gas tank to make your sick piston paint job super sweet.

Use a pickaxe to add speed holes to your hood, and stick a flaming rag out of your gas cap and you’ve got the recipe for a sweet hot rod.

Remember also that Trump, The President of the United States, yelled back “FUCK YOU!”, and walked away, apparently hitting a nerve. He’s probably not capable of true guilt, but he can definitely feel shame.

How many people can actually say they made the fucking President say “fuck you”? A national hero.

That would be ramen Alfredo, so you’re not quite a soup anarchist, but that’s probably for the best.

“Tell Elmo how you feel today sweetie.”

I HATE TOU ELMO!

“Now, please tell Elmo why you feel that way. Use your words please.”

psychologist furiously scribbling notes

I don’t have any chocolate. :(

How about a 6 month old can of chowder that’s about to expire?

Mmm, ritz crackers, a sliced apple and a bowl of peanut butter. 🧑‍🍳💋

Apparently they leave the bananas “unpeeled” in banana-land.

I love my NVIDIA card but the day I’m forced to install GeForce Now is the day that I sell it, and spend the day cleaning because I threw up where ever it was that I heard the news.

Don’t stare directly into the Palantir…

If they’re murdering white US citizens in the street for demonstrating and resisting illegal arrest, imagine what they would do to brown tourists.

Yes it is!

This man has never punched in the face.

Fun fact: Windows will overwrite GRUB if you install Windows after Linux or otherwise perform an action that allows it to mess with the boot loader.

The funny thing is I’m perfectly happy with Windows 10 LTSC and if it was available without a corporate license, I would have happily paid for it. MS execs are their own worst enemy.

Why is an algorithm successfully modifying human behavior for pre-censorship?

Accusation in a mirror