Wait…

Shit. Now I’m thinking about it too. Dammit, man, why’d you have to do this to me?!

You got the sauce?

Always have been.

Mice are just new friends, chief.

I saw a YouTube video claiming someone got their switch 2 bricked already. Didn’t watch the video itself, so I don’t know the details, but I assume a mod attempt was made.

But, that’s also when morbid curiosity kicks in~

Shun the light. Embrace the darkness.

I think the point being made is that company staff shouldn’t be leaving five-star reviews on products they, themselves, work on. Whether they do it because they love the product, or a company suit told them to. Personally, I think it’s fine to try and convince people to use your/your company’s software, but giving yourself a five-star review to do so is downright pathetic.

Sadly, doesn’t help with Once Human’s stutter performance or laggy menus.

“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”

This is precisely what I do. Every few days or so.

That’s the whole thing about “fake it till you make it,” though. You fake it to get your foot in the door, pray like a mother fucker you can actually do the job, and pray like a mother fucker you keep the job. I don’t know how folks actually make it like that, but, hey… In the current dark times, gotta do what you gotta do.

I’m pretty sure people lie on resumes because you’re more likely to actually get a response that way, rather than using whatever credentials you actually have.

My thoughts exactly.

4 points. Being a 90’s baby, got to do a fair number of these.

Not British, but “spunk” does have a different meaning. In the dark times, it also meant having “guts” or “moxy.” People still use “spunky” in the current dark times.

When a mother fucker has TWO CRTs, you know they’re ballin’.

You’ll never catch them wearing them fake Jays.

If I had to guess, probably “mutual trust.”

“We get on together, we get off together,” while one had “better ideas.”

Happiness.

None of these holidays have any meaning.