I’ll be using this as copy pasta with nudes substituted for various topics

Every year in Oregon people cut holes in giant pumpkins and race them as boats.

They should offer a loisence for 1 extra sugar drink if you finish your mushy peas.

Alacohol

I wanted to be an engineer after watching how its made religiously. I wanted to make everything. Turns out the only way to make money making things in the US is if they’re intended to kill people.

I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.

You’re 30 and feel like you’re just starting adult life? You needed to have 10 kids long ago so the few survivors can work the field before you pass in the couple years.

Nah dog, your understanding of biology is all fucked up

Dolphins are mammals hombre. They crawled back in the water and evolved their legs away.

Fish straight up don’t have a neocortex.

Must get the eye boogies

A nice shitter and a bathtub. I have a toilet and do shit in the woods as much as possible. But a reliable porcelain throne feels great. I can realese some genuine horrors and its just gone in a flush or two. I also like just laying down in a nice hot bath with some bubble bath, little scented Epsom salt, drink a beer and smoke a j.

Siemens everywhere

This is why I’ll boondock until its completely illegal. Then if they don’t force me into the gray pod then I’m going feral hobo until I die in a fight with a racoon over some berries.

The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy

Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

Whenever I think I’m fucking up I remember that at least I’m not spending 10 years learning to teach from those who couldn’t do so they teach.

me too, thanks

Dming on Lemmy

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I’m having a hard time understanding this. I guess I get not being 100% with the clusterfuck of news, but don’t think that’s a bad thing. If you don’t know what they’re talking about then just ask them what’s happening. Other than that is the only thing you have to talk about IRL are memes?

I try as hard as possible to not let the internet bleed into my real life. Saying or talking about a meme IRL is cringe that I cannot commit. I have plenty of hobbies, interests, knowledgeable experience, etc to be having normal human conversions. And usually so do other people.

Lemmy and YouTube are the only user created content that I view and don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything. And I feel I should cut down my usage of both. I wouldnt say I’m a privacy freak but do as much as a can with as little effort because 90% of it doesn’t take much.

If you’re not happy and “just want to enjoy stuff” then go for it, do whatever makes you happy. I think its a pretty inconsequential decision. Only you know what’ll make you happy, sometimes you gotta try different things and figure out what the balance is to accomplish that.