Sometimes I forget what a cheatcode for satisfaction being raised Buddhist was

Can confirm, been doing it since forever.

I for one can not wait for the opportunity to make the most offensive and ridiculous display possible next year for Dead Collaborator Day.

I had no idea. Turns out if heard of him a couple times but he was not relevant enough to remember. He was just another bootlicking sycophant and quite frankly I laughed out loud when I heard a conservative advocate for 2nd amendment rights had been shot. After reading through his history of opinions I just wish I’d had the opportunity to laugh harder. I’m not really political as an accelerationist, but it is pretty fucking funny, and the pearl clutching from all the big talking conservatives is simply priceless.

God I wish bill hicks was still alive

The tsetse fly has the longest sperm, regardless of body size.

Hence why I have never owned and never will own an apple product. Google used to have the company of motto of Don’t Be Evil. Everyone should have jumped ship when they deliverately removed that from the record.

Not gonna lie, I cackled so loudly in my work bathroom upon reading this that I had to explain myself afterwards

The realest life hack.

Not gonna lie, ever since I lost my mind for a week in 2008 I’ve been having a pretty great time. I’m one of the only people I know.

I’m in the northeast, I nod, apologize for having no cash and ignore them past that. I donate to the local food pantry, I know they’re gonna buy drugs or alcohol with any money I give them face to face. I dated a girl that was homeless in NYC for a year, she spent every dollar she got on heroin. She knew where to get free food and clothes. She made about 50 to 100 dollars a day panhandling.