There are dozens of us!

Waterfront property in Omaha! It’s gonna be lit!

These couches are about to get fucked

He looks like a crackhead grandfather

Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!

This is solid. Basically, peel them in a bowl and submerged in water

This is great, who is he?

Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius

Still a better love story than Twilight

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can order Chicken McNuggets “well done” and it’s life changing

Every time we visit the in laws

Get a job

Herr Landau told his subjects that any laughing at their demise will be punished by the highest Kriegsverbrechen law Adolf Trump can enforce.

Thoughts and prayers, lmao