At least the Belgian and Swiss Frenches have slightly less weird numbering. Though in France, you get to say “80.” “Leul, blaze it”

Moisturize me!

Oh, I desperately want to see their spin on Free and Open-Subscription Software.

She’s blessed my inbox twice, so not sure!

Inviting my Farmville girlfriend over.

On the one hand yes, but on the other hand, I really don’t want to see a power vacuum in this government right now. Before you know it, Elon announces himself the One True Successor™.

Oh look, his age is setting in! He is forgetting things now!

Eh, could be worth a shot!

Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

Abor dor Klaus aus Leipzsch saacht das doch so…

Don’t underestimate it. Aldi Nordistan covers almost all of Prussia, so the heritage is strong. If they form a temporary alliance with the Lidl League, the Aldi Südetenland stands no chance.

Mouldy pizza is just a delayed Pizza Funghi. All is well.

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Spend at least 28 of them trying to decide what to do. Then ultimately panic because I couldn’t come up with anything for the last three days.

“We clown in this mf. Take yo sensitive ass back to hell!” — Ronald McDonald, 2025 EIEIO

I can confirm that it works nicely (well, as nicely as this game can work) on Linuxes. I use the DVD versions but if they run, I have no doubt Steam does.

I mean, it fits a country where saying “Long live the King!” is rebellious.

Yeah, the accumulation of minor issues in the world building is getting out of hand.

No, that doesn’t feel right. Windows 10 came out in 2015 and nine years ago, it was…

Oh god, no. When did the mid-2010s move so far into the past?

To make your own distro, you will need two key things: a budget and people. Given how cutting budgets is also a thing with many government things, you run into danger of lesser maintenance standards of the distro as time progresses. Be it important as it may, the institutions will have to shell out money to make and support a standardized system. Using a mainstream or larger existing distro that also covers enterprise use cases can at least offset some of these troubles. Being able to and actually making it a reality are two different things, sadly.