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Residents of the suburbs be like:
Did you know Chicago has the highest murder rate in the world? Lake Michigan has <100 murders every year, but Chicago has had 100,000 so far this year, most in a single neighborhood (Ukraine)
Much like with the Big Bang itself, there isn’t a center to Chicago, instead Chicago happened everywhere all around and at once, then it kept on expanding from all those sausages and beer. Da Bears! Da Bulls!
As a chicagoan, based
I … Don’t think this is accurate.
You’re just mad because you’re stuck in Lake Michigan.
Every country in the world belongs to
AmericaChicago.