What a bad day to have internet.

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      10 months ago

      In OP’s defense, it’s kinda hard to tell nowadays if someone’s joking or not. Satire is dead and buried.

      Edit to add: there absolutely is a non zero chance that the guy in the pic literally and purposefully peed his pants, thought that was a flex and subsequently bragged about it on the primary social network for professionals.

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        10 months ago

        Another problem with satire is that conservatives literally cannot grasp the concept of it, so they also take satirical works, making fun of conservatives, literally.
        There are people that watched The Boys and come away from it thinking Homelander is a swell guy. Like, how??

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    This is what I will tell myself if I ever accidentally shit myself. “I just needed some adversity in my life guys!”

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      10 months ago

      Shit yourself in public -> gov thinks you’re insane -> passive income from disability checks

      It’s really that easy guys.

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        10 months ago

        I dare these people to try the disability income lifestyle. If you manage to save you lose disability before you have enough to do anything with it