Let me introduce you to Dr bronners miracle soap. I literally brush my teeth with it, and use it for laundry.
But the hair length of a lioness and lion vs female human and male human is inverse…
I’m beginning to think this meme is just supposed to be humorous!
What? Someone is going on the internet and telling jokes? How is this allowed?
What is their agenda? Which nefarious shadowy group are the promoting by doing this?
antifa high command sent orders to post this at 12:23 zulu time. They’re promoting folicularly talented individuals to use their locks to undermine durr furrhurr’s comb-over conspiracy
I should’ve known they were up to their old tricks again! Is this coming from their frog division or their unicorn brigade? I suspect chicken man is the ring-leader!
don’t turn your back on any of 'em! they’ll rip your face off and sell it to the commies or something
skill issue
The trick for everyone, use the cheapest shampoo you are comfortable using. Spend the time and money to find a good conditioner for your hair and scalp type. I need antidandruff shampoo and use a light leave in conditioner. You’d think it used $40 products from the salon.
I think women’s shampoo does a better job personally, I like the smell more roo
Men’s shampoo: is this for dry or oily hair?
Yes
Nah, more like:
Man: Washes hair daily. That’s it.
Woman: Only washes/wets hair sometimes. Uses lots and lots of various chemicals to force various styles. Lots of blow drying. Hair dyes. Then wonders why hair is obviously chemically and physically damaged.
The problem is most women put TOO much effort into their hair, trying to make it things it’s not, and end up damaging it. Men tend to keep it short and simple and their hair doesn’t end up as damaged.
Also, you notice the Fabio guys a lot more than you notice the broccoli haired dorks. You remember that one hot guy more than you remember the dozens of unkempt ones. Add in that people who can’t grow nice long hair tend to keep it short and you have all kinds of selection biases.
Most women have long hair. Long here requires more maintenance. It’s that simple.
Stop making pseudoscientific excuses about chemicals to reinforce your own views on gender.
the secret might be not pumping you hair full of chemicals?
So no washing your hair at all?
Or is there some whitelist of allowed chemicals? I assume at least water, but hopefully some kind of surfactant, too?
And no, I’m not being obtuse, I genuinely never know what people mean when they say things like this. Same as eating “clean”. It usually seems to be “clean means food that seems intuitively healthy to me” and “chemicals are things that seem intuitively scary to me”.
water + soap or the simplest shampoo is what i go for, depending on if i have a buzzcut or long hair.
i don’t wash it every single day if it’s very long, and it’s too humid unless i’m actively dirtying it (eg. beach or sweat).
My hippie neighbor who uses his own piss twice a week. For real. His beard looks lavish.
Fun fact though, pee is composed almost entirely of chemicals.
Naturally sources.
That’s the thing about chemicals, though. Ammonia from a penis is the exact same thing as ammonia from a factory. Despite what homeopaths would say, molecules don’t have a memory of where they’ve been. I suppose I can see an argument around sourcing chemicals from sources that minimize environmental harm.
The source is key here, especially the pathway for obtaining said chemical. The biological pathway a human used to source ammonia is natural.
Is the concern the additional chemicals that it may be mixed with due to the method of production? Because ammonia is ammonia is ammonia, regardless of source.
i keep hearing urea is good for a bunch of things but i’m not that brave.
-my neighbor who is into essential oils
i think your neighbor might be onto something (essential oils notwithstanding)
Are you suggesting that 6-in-one product has fewer chemicals?
The 6-in-1 products are great overall but mine struggles with thicker carpet. YMMV
The 7 in 1 product mentions “shag”.
Is that the one that can be used as toothpaste as well?
So you can use it as lube?
Anything is a lube if you’re brave enough.
My 8-1 has menthol in it. Do not recommend for lube.
Chilly Willy
They don’t mean the floor kinda carpet 😎
Now I don’t know whether you’re making a joke about a thick bush or a fursuit.
Do they mean the kind that matches the drapes?
It’s so weird, I’ve tried various shampoos and conditioners of every type and my hair just seems happiest with the cheapest shampoo I can find with absolutely no conditioner. With anything else I wind up with horible dandruff, hair which gets greasy within 6 hours of taking a shower, or hair which dries out so bad it looks like I got the worlds shittiest perm. But as long as I use some cheap ass generic mens shampoo that’s scented like a verb then my hair is fine.
Your hair might be addicted to whatever forever chemicals the dollar tree shampoo is made of
Also the specialized shampoo is 15.99, the 17-in-1 everything-soap is 1.19.
But the specialized shampoo is pink, so that you know that’s the one you’re supposed to buy.
I use the same soap for washing my floors as for washing me. However I don’t use it’s toothpaste function. Dr Brokers is amazing.
Bronners
But maybe don’t pick the first cheapest thing.
I got some 2-in-1 shampoo+ shower gel that was cheap. Just the first one.I used it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. Super uncomfortable, cold, impossible to wash off.
“With menthol”
Why would you do that?Itt: people missing the joke conditioner/conditional. It’s not that good, but nothing to get mad over either
Pointlessly gendered
Meme or shampoo
People.
Both
I’ve been washing my face with shampoo since I saw a meme about it and it’s been fine. I actually got complimented on my skin.
