When I washed dishes for my first job I asked to be called a Hydro-Ceramic Technician.

Jack of all trades, master of none
But better than being just a master of one

Garbage man.

Sanitation engineer!

Self learner in a vibrant constantly moving company.

everybody talk shit until they need the boiler fixed, and that needs a plumber and an electrician.

My first job in high school I asked what my title was. I was a mail clerk.

The owner of the company, as a joke, had business cards printed up for me that read: Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Mailroom Operations.

I felt kinda special until he also printed some for his dog and started handing them out to any visitor that pet him.