Would save us a bunch of trouble.
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I honestly thought this was a real headline before seeing the source.
I wouldn’t celebrate too soon. The precogs they’ve got writing stuff over at the Onion are rarely wrong, they’re just early.
Someone should make an app that detects if you’re drunk through its motion sensors (use AI and shit IDK) and deny you access. Run it as root.
I had an app that made me solve a simple polynomial equation to unlock my phone between 22-7am because I was taking ambien at the time and I didn’t want to risk it.
That could work, but we’d have to find a problem that hegseth can actually solve sober.
This would inspire some pretty fun drinking games.
This would be hilarious as a game to try and FOOL an ai interviewer or something.
