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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Hux@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    Maybe it’s points of contact?

    Two feet for the urinal.

    Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

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      Points for creativity, that’s for sure

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      spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up

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        One of the student pubs I used to go to during uni had padding on the wall for this exact purpose 😁

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      That’s probably it. I was going to go with a view from the floor looking up.

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      There is another…

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        2 months ago

        I laughed and it made the sound “rofl”

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