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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 6 months ago

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    According to research, it takes around 2000 work hours for the average academia researcher to start making shit up in order to publish a paper.

    Source: an average academia researcher.

    • qooqie@lemmy.world
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      I see you just made shit up you must be very well published

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      75% of that time is an existential crisis.

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    Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.

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      Something-something, Geneva convention.

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    Well, and if you then still keep on procrastinating you’ll get burned put and have to resign from academia :'(

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