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My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.
Codebender
But everything changed when the file nation attacked
I’m in tech and “computer programmer” has always sounded to me like a grandma phrase. Like how all gaming consoles are referred to as “the Nintendo” or “the game station”.
Has there been a programmer for anything other than a computer
Yes. And, by the way, “computer” was once the name of a profession, carried out by people.
Code monkey
- Viewport engineer.
- Browser-space technician.
- Microsoft painter-decorator.
- Inferior decorator.
- He-who-responds (on the bugs channel).
- Scope denier.
- Manager disappointer.
inferior decorator
This one is going in my dad joke arsenal. Thank you
