Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.

You know this is the recommended stance when deescalating violent psych patient because it keeps your hands visible and in front of your body / face in case they start swinging. I’ve never really felt comfortable doing it though and this kind of explains a possible reason why. I actually had a guy the other night who asked why everyone else was scared of him and I didn’t seem to be. There were probably a couple other reasons though (I’ve dealt with waaay wilder men, and also he mostly struck me as young, dumb, and loud, and dumb in the young sense not in the cognitively not there sense).

thats his ‘spread em’ pose as a metaphorical ‘prepare to be buttfucked ladies’

It’s also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.

Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong

I always thought it was " This next Lie will be this big"

billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions

Me in an interview

Small hands, big lies.

Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy

Itty bitty baby hands

“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”