Mastodon: Independent, Libre, Federated
Holy shit that was a fast article
I’m mostly just impressed at whoever came up with a plausible-looking and fairly professional icon for it.
As of time of commenting:
Top free
Top social
That other search term
Looking at that list we (humanity) are screwed.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Top rated apps are region dependent.
Good call, edited
USA Apple App Store
Pssst, it’s a meme, milf messenger isn’t real bro. Ya did a whole book report on a joke homie.
I was looking for Blue Sky!
And until I searched I didn’t know how many cougar apps the App Store had. So much better off now.
It’s okay, we were also hoping for its existence.
I just love how literary no one involved even acknowledged the existence of Threads lmfao.
Literary or literally? (hint: neither are correct.)
The latter is correct, no?
In the secondary, new-age definition of “literally” yes that’s true.
We lost the war for “literally”. It’s now just an emphasis word. The definition is mind bending:
1)in a literal manner or sense; exactly.
2)informal; used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true.
On the bright side less people use “absolutely” incorrectly than before.
Sure, but where in the image do you see someone acknowledge the existence of Threads?
Literaryly
literally is objectively correct in this context
i haven’t heard of anyone actually using it, but I’ve heard of people using the others
… MILF Messenger?
you did 🙀
I used to see people having some sort of threads number on their instagram profile, now sometimes i forget that even exists lol
Milf Messenger needs to join the fediverse
AKA Alovoa (upcomingly)
Full of scammer bots there.
We can fend them off if we could self-host the hell out of it…
Alovoa: full of scammer bots and few awkward nerds
I’m not seeing it. (android user)
It’s not a real app and not a real chart.
well shit ._.
I accidentally told my wife about it
Man, I love frogs.
The one with the M was the open source and federated one, correct?
Who is using threads? And who other than guys are using milf messenger? And wtf is bluesky?
Who is using threads? And wtf is bluesky? —@[email protected]
And who other than guys are using milf messenger?
Your mom
If there were no women on milf messenger there would be no milfs to message.
Checkmate, liberal.
Nah, in this case the M in MILF stands for “Men.” It’s obviously an app for gay males hookups. That’s the real reason why wives aren’t allowed to join.
I can’t lie, bluesky is pretty nice. Discovery feels like it’s actually functional, and it’s got the growth. And fuck twitter.
chuckles in mastodon
